i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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