I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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