She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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