I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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