I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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