so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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