Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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