The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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