Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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