i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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