Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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