Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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