I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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