Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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