i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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