we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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