Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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