no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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