i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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