susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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