Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Randomize
