pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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