There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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