either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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