You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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