I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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