i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I need water and some morals
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