doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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