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i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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