I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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