weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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