it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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