"it" just moved
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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