i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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