Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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