it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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