He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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