real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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