was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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