Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
