I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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