Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
we're so committed to being not committed
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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