how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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