Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
why didn't you poke me back
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
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he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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