Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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