So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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