You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Randomize
