oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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