i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
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