Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.