Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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