Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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