You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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