Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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