i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
