You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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