yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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